noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

(via tastefullyoffensive)



sanastark:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(via tyleroakley)


retrogasm:

Put a period on that.

retrogasm:

Put a period on that.




totoroteser:

child are you okay

totoroteser:

child are you okay

(via tyleroakley)


-teesa-:

Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show writer Arthur Meyer quizzes parents on Harry Potter trivia at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

(via fallontonight)