retrogasm:

Put a period on that.

retrogasm:

Put a period on that.




totoroteser:

child are you okay

totoroteser:

child are you okay

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-teesa-:

Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show writer Arthur Meyer quizzes parents on Harry Potter trivia at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

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yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

yasvke:

Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.

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